He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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