no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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