Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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