real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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