i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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