Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize