i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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