your room smells of hookers.
And success
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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