im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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