HIV tests are more positive than that guy
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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