did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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