you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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