I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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