Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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