whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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