He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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