So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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