the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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