it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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