my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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