Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
