I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
third nipple confirmed
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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