I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
