I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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