Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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