So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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