i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
