when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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