you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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