I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize