I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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