Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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