he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Randomize
