i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
All the doctor said was why
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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