Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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