writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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