Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I think i got beer on your cat.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
