I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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