It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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