think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Randomize
