talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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