You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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