But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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