East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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