Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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