She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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