This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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