She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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