ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
In other news, I just burned my penis
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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