Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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