new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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