There is no way he is gay with that hair.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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